As well as making friends with virtually every celebrity on the planet and name dropping every other one in any interview he ever gave, David also treated us to some of the best quotes and stories known to man. As Pop Kulture's own personal tribute to the man, we've collated just a few.
His Maid Was Called Vaginica Semen
The now legendary Vaginica is the most famous yet unseen person in pop culture history. His story of what became of Vaginica and her dermatological practice is even better.
His Wedding To Liza
David married Liza Minnelli in 2002 in what must be one of the most star-studded weddings in history. Elizabeth Taylor was there, Michael and the rest of the Jacksons were groomsmen, Martine McCutcheon was a bridesmaid FFS.
"David's Dead"
Whilst not technically directly involved in the fiasco, David's ill health provided the most WTF moment of this year's Celebrity Big Brother when Tiffany 'New York' Pollard misunderstood Angie when she broke the news of her late husband, David Bowie's death.
His 'Date' With Jeremy McConnell
In another moment in this year's - frankly insane - CBB, Jeremy won a 'romantic dinner for two' as part of a task. He chose to take David and dressed up as Liza. The 'date' ended with David licking cream off Jeremy's tongue
Michael Jackson Persuaded Him To Get Plastic Surgery
When asked by the Loose Women (who else) about his platic surgery, David claimed it was the King of Pop who convinced him that it would be a good idea. Needless to say he regretted the decision. He also revealed that he and Michael would frequent antique fairs together which is just adorable. In fact, do you know what? To give the Loose Women some credit here this whole interview is golden.
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