Happy National Snake Day: #KimExposedTaylorParty

RIGHT OK.

We assume by now you've seen the whole Kim K exposing Taylor thing? If you haven't let us fill you in real quick.

On Sunday night Kim posted Snapchats of a phone conversation between Kanye and Taylor proving that Kanye did indeed tell Taylor about Famous and that she approved what he had written despite Taylor's insistence to the media for the longest time that this was not the case. Taylor then tried to cover her ass by Instagramming a statement which was obvs written and saved months ago just in case aforementioned evidence was ever leaked before releasing her squad into the wild to tweet there's "more important things in the world"

 Tl;dr Taylor Swift has been exposed and Twitter has blown up with the scandal.

What's annoyed us is Taylor playing the victim and going all "omg you can't write songs about people it's not nice guys!" when her entire discography is all about other people who we're certain she didn't call up during the recording process to ask if they were OK with it.

What's annoyed us even more are all the Taylor stans - and probably Piers Morgan - trying to drag Kim with the pathetic "well, Taylor is a successful woman who doesn't rely on her naked body" faux feminism argument. Yes, Kim chooses to post naked selfies but what has that - and her body in general - got to do with this argument in particular? Do you think Taylor has more morals because she chooses to cover herself up? Does it make her less of a role model than Kim? No. Taylor is hugely successful and yes, is a great songwriter, but she misled the public and is now trying to 'exclude herself from the narrative'. And there's the tiny detail that Victoria Secret models are part of her squad ie women who rely on their bodies for money *thinking face emoji*

Basically, people are over the moon that Taylor has finally been exposed and her crown may have finally toppled. Of course, in true Kim K-W style, this all happened on National Snake Day which is so fitting we are frozen in the shade of it all.

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